How to hire an Escort

How to hire an Escort

Most transactions with escorts are easy
and smooth. The following advice is to ensure that you protect
yourself when dealing with a provider that you have not met before.
As with all services the quality of the service will vary, but if you
follow this advice you help ensure a good time for all.


Find the girl that you like the looks
of. Search her name and phone number to see which ads she has placed.
You can check her reviews, or ask about them when you call.Our
favorite website to find an escort is due to the
huge selection of escorts and its search function that makes it quick
and easy to find the type of escort you want. Once you have two or
three escorts you are interested in, google their phone numbers, then
google their name / escort, Often you will find people that have
reviewed them on, naughtyreviews, or other sites.
Many providers will state they are well reviewed in their ads. Be
aware that reviews vary widly and cannot always be trusted. Some
providers look amazing but are sadly clinical or mechanical in
person. Top providers know that providing the fantasy is just as
important as the service, and ensure that both they and their clients
have a great time together.


Give her a call, and be sure that your
number is unblocked by prefacing her number with *82 to unblock your
number if it is usually hidden.

When you call her DO NOT discuss exact
services / prices. Escorts are legally alowed to charge for their
time but it is a crime in the United States for providers to exchange
sexual services for money. It is important for everyone’s safety to
ensure that neither one of you is a member of Law Enforcement (LE).
You do however want to know what you will be getting. You can ask
about what she charges for her time. You should ask if the amount
discussed is “All Inclusive” , “Full Service”,  if there will
be “UpSelling” or if a tip is expected. Be sure to ask her if she
is the same girl as the one in the photos you’ve seen and how recent
the photos are. You should not be explicit on the phone. Be polite
and be a gentleman.

It is typical for you to leave a
message on her phone and she may or may not call you back. It is wise
to  book your appointment at least an hour in advance. It is best to
call and leave messages for more than one provider as you may not get
called back or she may have scheduling conflicts.

Some escorts will want to screen you
first. Screening is when the provider gets your personal information
like work phone number, employer, etc. Most men are reluctant to give
out this information, and it is usually required only by more
expensive providers. A provider should be well established with a
number of references before you even consider giving her your
personal information. Frequently a man will provide a reference from
another provider or a male friend who is also a “hobbyist” and is
known to the provider.

Once an appointment is made you should
regard it as you would a business appointment. Be there when you say
you will or call if you are delayed and will be late. The same goes
for your escort, she should be ontime or call ahead. In Los Angeles,
traffic is always an issue so people are frequently delayed. Waiting
15 minutes is reasonable, waiting longer than 20 minutes without
receiving a call is rude or worse. Be aware that many providers are
not the most professional people.


Before you meet your provider, shower,
shave, brush your teeth, brush your hair, wear deodorant, and wear
clean nice clothes. Dressing well to meet your provider will
generally result in better service.

Have the agreed upon fee ready in cash.
She may even want you to place it in an envelope. It is a good idea
when meeting a new girl to only have the agreed upon fee with perhaps
an extra $50 for an optional tip. Extra cash, ID, credit cards etc
are best left hidden in your car or hotel room, preferably away from
the bed and not in the bathroom. She will probably go in the bathroom
before you get down to business, so if you have desirable
perscription pills in the medicine cabinet they are best removed and
hidden along with your valuables. You may decide to take  vi*gra or
cial*s beforehand to ensure that you have a good time. Providers are
skilled at getting their man ready but if she does her part and you
can’t get it up, you are still expected to pay.


You should have already gone to the
bathroom and cleaned yourself up before she arrives. A few gullable
men have come out of the bathroom to find both their escort and money
gone, but this is not common. When you meet her she should look as
good or better than the photos  you saw before you called her. Some
unethical escorts will use old photos of themselves or photos of
others in their advertisements. Generally it is best to not complete
the transaction if this is the case. Just leave, close the door, etc,
and Do Not Pay Her.

If the girl that you meet is the one
you hired on the phone, she should be alone. If she meets you at the
door and there is a guy with her it is a definite red-flag and you
should break your date on the spot.

You will want to establish that neither
one of you is a cop, this is best done with a bit of mutual touching
such as “I like your breasts, can I touch them?” She may want to
touch the front of your pants. Cops may not legaly do such things in
the United States. So after a bit of mutual touching you can confirm
that the service you will be receiving is what you thought it would
be, confirm the price and pay her. She will then usually go into the
bathroom to freshen up and make a phone call or text someone she
trusts who will come looking for her if she doesn’t call them back.
This is for her safety and you shouldn’t take it personally.

With all of the preliminaries out of
the way you can now get down to business. Remember, by law,  you paid
for her time only. Treat her like a lady and with luck you will both
have a good time. I you do have a very good experience with your
escort  a tip is always appreciated as is a good review.

A glossary of sexual terms and abbreviations:

420 = marajauana.

All Inclusive = The charge discussed is the total charge, see

Backdoor =  Anus, anal sex.

Bareback = sex without a condom- very high STD risk

BBBJ = Bareback Blow Job -Higher STD risk especially for the

BDSM = Bondage. Disipline. Sado-Masochism.

BJ = Blow Job (oral sex on him)

CBJ = Covered Blow Job with a condom, often applied by the
provider with her mouth.

Clock Watcher = Provider who keeps strict track of time.

Cop = police officer / Law Enforcement (LE)

Cowgirl = girl on top

DATY = Dining At The Y or Cunnilingus (oral sex on her)

DFK= Deep French Kissing

Doggie style = man behind girl, penis in vagina

French = Kissing with toung

FS = Full Service = Intercourse

GFE = Girl Friend Experience such as French kissing with your
provider, interacting with her as you would with a girlfriend. This
is typically something that you do with a provider whom you see
several times and build an ongoing relationship with.

Greek = anal sex

GS = Golden Shower = Urinating on her or being urinated on

Half & Half = oral sex and intercourse

Happy Ending = ejaculation usualy via a handjob as the ending
to a massage

HJ = Hand Job

Hobbyist or John = A man who  frequents Providers / sex workers

Incall = When you go to her place, hotel, apartment, or house.
An Upscale should be a nice clean apartment or house in a good

ISO = In Search Of

Kinky = Refers to toys, role playing, bondage, or other unusual

LE = Law Enforcement

Missionary = man on top, girl lying on her back

MSOG = Multiple Shots on Goal – some providers only allow one
ejaculation others are based only on time as 1 hour.

Outcall = when she comes to your place.

Pro Dom = Professional Dominatrix, a provider that knows the
ropes so to speak

Provider = an Escort

PSE – Pure Sexual Experience or Porn Star Experience – for some
it includes swallow, facial, Greek & vocal

Rimjob, brown kiss = analingus

Tea Bagging – Squatting over your lady and dipping your balls
in her mouth.

Toys = Dildos, butt plugs, and other sex toys.

TS, Transgender, T-Girl, Shemale, Lady Boy, Chicks with dicks =
woman with a penis, politely referred to as TS, T-Girl, or

UpSale = Charging extra for additional services. This is an un
ethical ploy unless the additional services go beyond FS, and involve
kinky / risky behaviour.

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